The Bald One turned 30 this week and despite a 10 minute lecture on why we shouldn’t be celebrating his birthday (something along the lines of ‘Clauds, I’m one step closer to death, why would I would want to celebrate … Continue reading
I can’t think of many things which beat the taste of freshly baked banana bread. Well, that’s a lie, winning the lottery must be pretty awesome, but seeing as I’ve never won and you can’t actually eat pound notes (I suppose you … Continue reading
I’ve participated in many sporting adventures in my time, but none quite like Wednesday night. As I cycled home, I managed to lock my back wheel resulting in the bike remaining in one place and my body a metre in … Continue reading
This dish is A.M.A.Z.I.N.G. I could lie and say I made this wonderful creation up myself, but I didn’t. I found it in a magazine. For those blokes reading this and asking ‘where’s the meat,’ there isn’t any, because quite honestly you … Continue reading
Well I’m currently housebound. My front door is swinging off its hinges and the locksmith has promised to return within two hours, with a part which is costing about the same as the entire house. To pass time I decided … Continue reading
*SNORE ALERT* I shall be talking about my Gap Year. However, I like to think my Gap Year wasn’t an ordinary travelling experience. Bored at school I threw a dart at a map and said to myself I would go … Continue reading
I think I’ve been watching too much of The Island. For those readers who have more of a life than I and are confused as to what it is, it is a television programme based on a group of men and women … Continue reading
In hindsight it was probably quite an odd thing to do, but to in my mind it was perfectly logical to make my own birthday cake. The fact of the matter is, I have Cake Distrust Syndrome (it’s pretty self-explanatory) but … Continue reading
I love France; I love their food, climate and the general snootiness that makes France wonderful. I do not like France, however, when the French decide to go on strike. Stranded in Morocco sounds wonderful but the reality was somewhat … Continue reading
For the last couple of weeks I’ve been away in Holland working at an art fair. This is not your average village fair – if you happened to have million quid to burn you could happily spend it in the … Continue reading
